ya but have u ever seen brown eyes when they’re in the sun??? they literally turn gold like screw those lame ass blue and green motherfuckers gettin all the love
but my eyes are hazel therefore p much gold already
The Land of Ooo- 1,000 years in the future
HOLY SHIT IS THAT FINN AND JAKE’S TREE???
WHERE DID THE ICE KINGDOM GO????
AND WTF HAPPENED IN THE CANDY KINGDOM???
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?!?!?
Kitten rejected by mother and raised by golden retriever
REASONS TO LOVE PROFESSOR MINERVA MCGONAGALL
Weird. It’s almost like people who do not get pregnant don’t even need abortions.
IN OTHER NEWS WATER IS WET
IN RELATED NEWS: SCIENTISTS HAVE PROVEN THAT THE EARTH REVOLVES AROUND THE SUN.
NOW OVER TO JIM WITH THE SPORTS REPORT
“WELL BOB IT APPEARS BASKETBALL IS INDEED PLAYED WITH A BASKET. AND A BALL.”
TODAY, UNDER A FUCKING ROCK UNIVERSITY’S DEPARTMENT OF REALLY OBVIOUS SHIT PUBLISHED AN ARTICLE ENTITLED “THAT’S HOW IT FUCKING WORKS, YOU FUCKING DIPSHITS” IN THE JOURNAL OF THINGS I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU FOR GODDAMN FREE. AMERICAN POPULACE AWAITS A LAYMAN’S INTERPRETATION.
^ The snark and rage is strong with this one.
This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
it’s only monday and i’m about 98% done with this week